snatch-waxin'

"Dear Diary, I am writing in your bullshit pages because my shrink is crazier then I am. He thinks you're therapy."

anyways enough of that nonsense. on about my day.. i bought wax today!! i figure it's gunna cut my cost of living. rather than getting bikini waxed every month, i'll just by the pot/wax myself and do it myself. i mean i used to practice this at school and shit. after all, i am a cosmo graduate. hahaha. how hard could it be. right? but while i was in school we used to just wax normal body parts i.e.legs, arms, upper lips, brows even armpits. we never really waxed each other's pussies. i'm a brave girl though. i got my mirrors ready. and did it. andddddd it hurt like hell. you know the kind of pain when your face gets hit by a ball?! it was like that, but worse. hahaha. (u know!! like when your eyes tear up but you don't really need to cry) omg it hurt waaaay more than someone else doing it..but it's do-able!! it was successful and painful. but i feel like a newborn again. i almost feel like a virgin..i guess that's what's so great about being waxed.. it's like your a brand new virgin everytime. hahahaha. i'm so crazy, don't listen to me.

p.s. This is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were removed.
p.s.s. i bet no one got that P.S. joke..hahaha well anyways i checked out that movie, from my previous post. it wasn't that great. the sweds are a little weird about their movies + there was a cunt-shot and that wasn't pretty.

luv lots, iza