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doesn't this sound good. crispy pork chop with spicy salt!! mmm mmm i had the biggest craving on christmas day..luckily mayflower was open.


i had a great xmas(technically xmas eve)..got wasted..sang the shit out of that magic mic and spent time with my most favorite people.

samberg makes me laugh..hard.

santa claws

so every year me and my girlfriends do that kris-kringle-thaaaaang...exchange names and shit..but last year we had to pick out the names about 20 times cuz ppl kept getting their own name and it just seemed to take the whole day to finally get it right, plus it was just impossible to get everyone together with everyone's hectic schedules. thankfully this year my friend meryl, found this website where we can register everyone's name..and pick your kris kringle via email..you don't even have to meet up anymore. dope huh? here's the website: http://managemykriskringle.com.au/

anyways for more important news, here's my kris kringle wishlist this year, as requested..

funniest show ever i really want these.


this too


if u can't find those =(..this is coo too =)















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