cigarillos

i've given up.



day 1.

why did i decide to quit..there's so many cons..but they're all so cliché(i.e. cancer, yellow teef, saggy tits, wrinkles, the smell etc..blah blah blah)...so instead ill talk about the pros:
-it makes u feel unfat after a FAT meal.
-oh and of course..great after sexytime.
-you get to ditch ppl at clubs to smoke with the cool ppl at clubs outside in the smoking patio.
-it induces your shit.
-it's nice getting your cig lit by someone handsome.
-it goes so well with drugs.
-it makes bad traffic not that bad.
-cause it pisses your boyfriend/girlfriend off.
-classic opening line "do u have a cigarette i can bum?"..but is 2nd to "so u from 'round here?"
-it's less fattening than a bag of chips.
-it goes hand and hand with alcohol.
-it's also major bonding time with the amigs.


yeah i'll miss it..but it's not gone completely..i always live my life in moderation. when i need it i'll smoke it. but that's what bud is for..so hopefully i won't need cigs for a really long time..
bud not the beer cuz the bud makes me wiser

the girlfriend experience

gunna see this tonight can't waittttttt

picture entry Re Tard.

random pictures from this year..been lazy i know. hope this makes up for it.

click me

kinsey scale

The Kinsey scale attempts to describe a person’s sexual orientation by placing them at numbers from 0 (exclusively heterosexual) to 6 (exclusively homosexual). Of his theory, Kinsey wrote:

“Males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual. The world is not to be divided into sheep and goats. It is a fundamental of taxonomy that nature rarely deals with discrete categories… The living world is a continuum in each and every one of its aspects.

While emphasizing the continuity of the gradations between exclusively heterosexual and exclusively homosexual histories, it has seemed desirable to develop some sort of classification which could be based on the relative amounts of heterosexual and homosexual experience or response in each history… An individual may be assigned a position on this scale, for each period in his life…. A seven-point scale comes nearer to showing the many gradations that actually exist.”

If this scale has any validity, I would probably be hovering around a 1..hahaha. However, many sexologists have described the Kinsey scale as being far too simplistic to properly explain such a complex thing as human sexuality. In a world where people are heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, and asexual, is classifying one’s sexuality as easy as picking a number on a scale?

wa wa wa..

this post is stupid..i'm bored and i'm off tomorrow..everytime i get a day off..nothing is goin on the night before..whatever. i have a school girl crush on bradley cooper..those posters of him in "HANGOVER" are hottt..hahaha..anyways i'm kinda in love with this song right now..i'll probably play it out a million times..and by wednesday i'll be soooo over it. hahaha who knows.

MILK- Kings Of Leon

anyways ever met someone you were probably really close to in another life?? i think i have. no it's not like that it's like instantaneous best friend status..they just get u and u get them..wow. haha i giggle just thinkin about it cuz it's so gay hahaha. i thought making real friends in your twenties was impossible, hmmm guess not =)



p.s. mr. fine is leaving to sweden for a month =(

CLUB DREAD

..is a great movie..although it has nothing to do with my post, i thought i should just put it out there. here's a little treat for all my fans, don't wet yourselves now..but the rumors are true..here's my new playlist. enjoy =) click here im not there

my hiatus

catch up
ok so quick update on my life..that's a picture from vegasssss..been super lazy to post anything lately..hmmm what else..i cut my hair short..but not boy short..i got crazy baby bangs..trying to get used to them. i really like my haircut though it's a little cwazy but i loves it and plus when i wear my clip on extensions it blends wonderfully. i assist at a salon now, i do a lot of bitch work ..like shampoo's and blowdryzzz for days. but it's a step. i love it. i don't love standing all day though cuz i'm fucken flatfooted and it's a pain in the ass sometimes..i need those arch support thingys. anywaysssss i must goooo, i have work tomorrow at 1 pm. hahaha i know so late but i like to wake up early to get shit done..cook, workout, get readyyyyyy..it's a policy at work that we must have eyes lips and cheeks on before we even clock in. it's such a pain in the ass..we always gotta look put together and shit. i'm so not used to it..i'm pretty sloppy..i like goin to work like i jsut rolled outta bed. because i probably did just roll outta bed..hahaha anyways there's so much more i wanna say but sooo tired. i love the california air tonight i feel like sleeping under the stars..so romantic. but it's kinda gay if you're all alone. hahaha so i'll just stay in my room for now. keep cool my babies.

last night a dj saved my life

i almost forgot to tell you guyssss i saw my girl.. LYKKE LI!! she spun at purp lounge last monday =) loves her

irretrievable

Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it
damn it, everytime i watch this movie..it always kinda fucks me up. it makes me think about the past and gets me a little bit sad. i'm so gay. anyways i'll live. i just gotta shake it. Off. let's not tell our sad stories now. so goodnight now.

hey stoner!

so yeah happy 420.

joons is finally 21.

julienne is my baby sister. i call her joons, and so do all my friends. hahaha. she secretly loves that name, but hates it when i call her that in front of her little friends..you know to be cool and shit. anyways, she's finally 21..hahaha although it seems like she's been 21 for the past 3 years. thanks to me and her stolen fake-yet-real-ID. we celebrated her 21st @ LAX. which was an EGGZELLENT[that's how my mom says excellent, cuz she fobs out sometimes] choice because it was the last night for banana split sundays. as usual, the music was dopest dope, so good it was almost EDC again. hahaha okay i lied, not EDC good, but close reeeeeal close. as you can see she had a blast, you know she's having fun when her hands are flailing all over the place(as seen in pictures) hahahaha. and now off to vegas for the weekend...

[pics]
here's the anthem for this weekend bday event

pool party & puppies

[more pics]

from facebook #2

all i had at The Good Night Bar earlier tonight was Red Bull..so now i have another post, cuz i can't fall asleep..hahaha. anyways i'm abstaining from alcohol for 14 days. i'm on day 6. i've never done this before. it's almost as hard as quitting cigs..which is almost as hard as to start flossing your teeth everyday. but i actually floss everyday single day, i have a strict dental regime..hahaha i guess that's the only thing easy for me. but i've been told quitting cig/heroin is just as hard as learning to floss your teeth every single day. eewww gross, everyone should floss. hahaha ok i'm a loser. good night. and keep cool my babies.

hot spot

The Good Nite Bar
karaoke wednesdays

this bar is like 5 minutes from my house. it's a good alternative on wednesdays. i usually like to hit up Dub Club wednesday nights..but when i don't, i love going to this hole in the wall. people are kinda hideous, but who cares right..i'm there for the cheap drinks & karaoke!!! hahaha i <3 this spot. i took my partner in crime to this spot earlier, and she loved it. we sang soooo many songs..the DJ's super dope..finds almost any song you want..& side note:he kinda looks like Paul Giamatti but younger, hahahaha i'm sucha jerk. anyways check it out..you'll have the best time. & anyways only boring people get bored.
[http://www.thegoodnite.com/]

april fooled

damn i got april fooled reeeeeeal good. it's too embarrassing to even post up..but i had to give props to YOU out there. that was harsh but it worked. and for the first time in my life, i've been april fooled! AAHH fuck you!! we shall never speak of this again. damnnnn hahahaha i wanna hide under a rock and die now. hahahaha for realz B!!