cars & dags

my poor baby, someone backed into my car the other day ..in the parking lot right before i started work. that's the lady who did it..she's taking full responsibility, as she should. anyways, my car should be fixed in about a week. for now i have a rent-a-car. it's a nissan versa sedan 2009, it's pretty lame, but it has a.c. so that's vonderful. plus i don't work till wednesday(this never happens, i rarely get consecutive days off)..i wanna go outta town with it..hahhaha..no one seems down for anything lately though. so that's not gunna happen. but i've been driving the shit outta this car..hahaha on saturday night i drove all the way to valencia to visit and feed my pups..cuz both my parents were outta town along with my sister..and no one was there to feed the dags. here look i took pictures ..they grow up so fast..p.s. good hair runs in the family. (they got great bangs)

the highest commitment

it's been a year since i started this blog..1st year anniversary =) i knew we'd make it..hahahaha

i always order sandwiches at whole foods, but this time i finally perfected it.

i created the perfect sandwich the other day..well not me, but the good ppl at WFs did..i just dictated what i wanted..mmm mmm so good i had to take a picture. hahaha i'm so lame. anyways besides that i've been dining out alone a lot lately, i hate how people stare at you like your a loser for eating by yourself..or maybe i am a loser..SIKE. whatever i don't really care..they're all probably looking at how yummy my "sangwich" looks. anyways have i failed to mention i'm a SANDWICH NAZI, i'm very particular about what goes into it..down to how many tomato slices i want in it..it's pretty sick. whatever..lookie here
$6.99

here's what i had in it:

focaccia bread

sun-dried tomato spread..if they're out of that i like to get pesto instead.

provolone

turkey

2 strips of smoked bacon

[have them toast it before they add the veggies]

whole lotta green leaf lettuce

red onions

spinach

3 slices of tomato

sides:

365 [veggie straws]

365 [enhanced lemon water]


+it's so big..you can eat half for lunch and the other half for dinner..


you're welcome =)

cigarillos

i've given up.



day 1.

why did i decide to quit..there's so many cons..but they're all so cliché(i.e. cancer, yellow teef, saggy tits, wrinkles, the smell etc..blah blah blah)...so instead ill talk about the pros:
-it makes u feel unfat after a FAT meal.
-oh and of course..great after sexytime.
-you get to ditch ppl at clubs to smoke with the cool ppl at clubs outside in the smoking patio.
-it induces your shit.
-it's nice getting your cig lit by someone handsome.
-it goes so well with drugs.
-it makes bad traffic not that bad.
-cause it pisses your boyfriend/girlfriend off.
-classic opening line "do u have a cigarette i can bum?"..but is 2nd to "so u from 'round here?"
-it's less fattening than a bag of chips.
-it goes hand and hand with alcohol.
-it's also major bonding time with the amigs.


yeah i'll miss it..but it's not gone completely..i always live my life in moderation. when i need it i'll smoke it. but that's what bud is for..so hopefully i won't need cigs for a really long time..
bud not the beer cuz the bud makes me wiser

the girlfriend experience

gunna see this tonight can't waittttttt

picture entry Re Tard.

random pictures from this year..been lazy i know. hope this makes up for it.

click me

kinsey scale

The Kinsey scale attempts to describe a person’s sexual orientation by placing them at numbers from 0 (exclusively heterosexual) to 6 (exclusively homosexual). Of his theory, Kinsey wrote:

“Males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual. The world is not to be divided into sheep and goats. It is a fundamental of taxonomy that nature rarely deals with discrete categories… The living world is a continuum in each and every one of its aspects.

While emphasizing the continuity of the gradations between exclusively heterosexual and exclusively homosexual histories, it has seemed desirable to develop some sort of classification which could be based on the relative amounts of heterosexual and homosexual experience or response in each history… An individual may be assigned a position on this scale, for each period in his life…. A seven-point scale comes nearer to showing the many gradations that actually exist.”

If this scale has any validity, I would probably be hovering around a 1..hahaha. However, many sexologists have described the Kinsey scale as being far too simplistic to properly explain such a complex thing as human sexuality. In a world where people are heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, and asexual, is classifying one’s sexuality as easy as picking a number on a scale?

wa wa wa..

this post is stupid..i'm bored and i'm off tomorrow..everytime i get a day off..nothing is goin on the night before..whatever. i have a school girl crush on bradley cooper..those posters of him in "HANGOVER" are hottt..hahaha..anyways i'm kinda in love with this song right now..i'll probably play it out a million times..and by wednesday i'll be soooo over it. hahaha who knows.

MILK- Kings Of Leon

anyways ever met someone you were probably really close to in another life?? i think i have. no it's not like that it's like instantaneous best friend status..they just get u and u get them..wow. haha i giggle just thinkin about it cuz it's so gay hahaha. i thought making real friends in your twenties was impossible, hmmm guess not =)



p.s. mr. fine is leaving to sweden for a month =(