he makes me giggle

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

-Mitch Hedberg
(1968-2005)


if i had a top-five-list of my favorite comedians, he'd definitely be on it. the first time i heard him was yeeeeeears ago when he was still alive, i was lit..and i couldn't tell if he was really that funny, or if i was just trippin. turns out, he's fuckin hilarious. here's a taste of his work..they're mostly one-liners, but it's genius, i swear. or am i just immature? pshh shiiiit. you be the judge.
oh btw if you FFW to 4:25 you can hear one of my favorite jokes.