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lighters. weed. coke-can-cocks.

nada

i obviously won the bib making contest @ the baby shower. hands down.



she took the flash, but we took the cake.

yeaaa yeaaah

yeah but distractions, like boys/booze, are so funnnnn. hahahaha. well we'll see.

want some?

get thummmm



mmmm my roomie just made sinigang, a filipino sour soup, im soooo full. im sooo content right now. im killing time til me and some friends meet up for a tennis match. i love tennis..i haven't played in years, never really had time, to play, with work and skl in the way..but now, NOW it's ON boooooooooy. can't wait til i start kickin ass on the courts again. im rusty, and i have a bad leg, but ima train and shit. hahaha, i sound so serious no? haha well i am. life is mmmm mmmm good.

lazzzzzy boy saturday

i miss the face.


i miss getting pedicures.


i miss this too.


liquor, my proximity infatuation. that really needs to change.

p.s. friend of mine: you need to kick IT on the you-know-whats, i can't have normal conversations with you anymore. seriously, it makes me sad. plus i think your girlfriend might be worried about you as well. that's all, no after skl special here.

aww shit almost forgot.

happy barfday MI cousin!!
i found that picture on your page. and it never left my mind. hahaha. see u laters.

joons

in response to your latest blog. blog, don't u love that word. hahaha inside joke. joke lang. aniwais..i was just gunna leave a comment but it was so long i decided to just post it. about your sleeping problem, someone once told me: take a sleeping pill (i.e.,Ambien or Lunesta) and masturbate. either you fall asleep first(which was your goal) or you finish. hahaha it's a win win situation. haven't tried it YET. luckily for me, i never or rarely have a provlem slippin. except those rollinstoned nights..ya feeeeEeeeeel.
remember this?


and about ma and pa..awww they so sweet still. kinda gross huh? hahaha kinda reminds me of that text msg we accidentally read on ma's phone from pa yeeeeeeeeeears ago. "i can't wait to fuck you later" oh what no it was in CAPS "I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCK YOU LATER". til this day! til this mothafuckin DAY, it still sends shivers down my spine. hahahahaha i knew you'd appreciate that. i know this will haunt u for a while. sorry..but u reminded me first.

anyways u work a lot. and i miss u.

$567,000

can get you this..

cat 1 Über-bike
that shit is hot and ridiculously priced.

here's more useless cool shit

LED watch table a.k.a. a fucking COFFEE TABLE

hahaha they have this shit in a GOLD SERIES..as they should

this could run you upwards from 50Gs

cool toys that only david aames could afford
art engineering..fascinating

im sticking to Ikea, hahaha. the sweeeeeeeeeeds are good to me.

this is no beauty school dropout.

wednesday: with my curlfriends @ bjs




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thursday: dinner party @ ds
how high? this high. hahahaha my face.


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plus joon's toast


friday: @ opera
these girls were not at the club, but we stopped to take pictures with them. hahaha.


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saturday: davids bday @the griffin & azn party @someones mansion




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this is a stick up..so gimme your numba

my boyfriend


im fucking kidding..he is ze gay.


[Voyeurism is a hobby]


our seats @ the wiltern


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about a girl

ever done survey about yourself? Guilty


-time - 1:07 AM

-height - 64"

-location - Bbank

-hair color-it's highlighted, experimentation at skl.

-eye color - BLAX

-sexual preference - dicks

-what do you think of cheerleading - not much

-what brand of deodorant do you use - shhhh it’s a SECRET..but no really.. it’s DOVE

-of the people you’ve kissed, who was the worst kisser - this virgin

-you like pickles - no

-do you watch porn - sometimes

-ever kissed a girl- yes

-ever kissed a boy- yes

-do you have your own phone line -my cell

-your thoughts abortion - pro choice

-what do you want to do with your life - i want to move far and set up shop. and come back to visit.

-ever been butt naked bangin’ on the bathroom floor - yeah

-would you ever get plastic surgery, if so, on what - maybe when im old. but i still like my face and tits..for now.

-do you workout -yes, it's a lifestyle

-do you think foreign accents are sexy - could be

-do you like hot dogs - just the ones that the mexiCANS sell in downtown

-last time you went to the doctor - cant remember..i dont have insurance from my parents anymore..so im being careful about my health.

-ever taken ballet - haha hell yeah. when i was like 11 or 12 i was the biggest kid in class. everyone else was like 5 or 6 hahahaha no but really it was pretty pathetic..but i had a blast.hahaha

-last time you used the restroom - 5 min ago..i always gotta pee

-most attractive person celebrity -right now? james franco oh yeaaa

-piercings = i grew up

-tattoos = five

-shoe size = 8.5

-favorite color = gray or grey

-describe yourself in four words = impatient loving cute abused

-siblings = joons

-underwear = yes always

-coffee cup = i used to hate coffee..then worked at coffee bean..and started to tolerate it..

-song you listened to last =dre- pause for porno (instrumental)


-person you called last =kristine?

-person that has called you =my sister?

-person you emailed =i dont know my mom

-person who emailed you = the facebook

-last person you kissed = no one

-you have a crush on someone? nah

-you wish you could live somewhere else = fuck yeah but i love la.

-you think about suicide = thought about it, but not like that

-others find you attractive = maybe on a good hairday

-you do drugs = i abuse substance from time to time

-you smoke = im gunna quit, for the baby.

-you like roller skating= yes!

-you write in cursive or print = print

for or against....

-long distance relationships? no

-using someone= no never. unless they get off on it. hahaha.juskidding.

-used by someone= im ok with it sometimes. "if you're not being used, you're useless"--kanye west

-killing people = peace in the mid east

-premarital sex = for

do you....

-like the taste of blood = yeah i really do

-believe in love = i believe in god

-believe in soul mates = no silly

-believe in love at first sight =lust maybe

-ever cried over a girl/boy = yes sir, everyone should.

-ever lied to someone= everyone fucking lies

-ever been arrested = never ever; when i used to shoplift..and got caught i thought i was gunna get arrested, but then i didn't. they should've arrested me tho, maybe i would've grown out of that shoplifting phase a lot quicker.


what...

-are you scared of = i aint nevah scared

number

-of times I have had my heart broken? = once. "I let you break me off but I won't let you break my heart."

-of drugs taken illegally? = oh no comment

-of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = enough

-What’s the best gift you’ve ever received= cant really say what’s the best gift. anything thoughtful would be nice. like a car would be thoughtful. haha. or a puppy.

-What’s the best concert you’ve ever attended?= hands down..e badu (5/25/07) *we’re not worthy we’re not worthy**bowing down like wayne and garth.

-If you had to give up either music or sex for the rest of your life, which would you pick= geez i can’t answer that

-What’s your favorite bad-for-you food?= bacon cheddar potato wedges from jacks


-What group would you be a permanent groupie for, no questions asked?= the Pharcyde, you faja fuck. oh yeah and we’re not groupies we’re BAND AIDS

-If you could lose (or get back to re-lose) your virginity to any person living or dead, who would it be?= i wouldnt change a thing..it was awkward just like it’s supposed to be.

-Are you a dog person or a cat person?= dogs bitches!!

-What’s your favorite US city?= this is a stupid question

-Have you ever made out with more than one person in the same 24 hour period? yes

-Favorite curse word?: fuck

-Have you ever had a romantic/sexual encounter with a rock star? = no, but i was at a stoplight with jimmy fallon.. i talked to him for a little. told him he was cute. haha that was a pathetic encounter wasnt it..i shouldnt have mentioned it. whatever. i gotta drop a name, fuck it.

-What’s the craziest/stupidest thing you’ve ever done while drunk?= i don’t do crazy SLASH stupid things when im drunk. i get bruises.

-What current trend do you think is ridiculous and wish would go away immediately?= couples, hahaha. okay for real though, drunk driving.


HAVE YOU EVER...

Said "I love you" and meant it?= yes

Been to New York?= once

Been to Florida?= i wanna go

California? = uh huh

Hawaii? = who do i have to blow around here to get to hawaii??

Mexico? = well new mexico..but i got a free trip to Cabo..so ill be there soon.

Canada?= no, but want to aye..eat some pancakes with maple syrup and toke..not in that order

Europe?= can't afford it

Danced nekkid? = yesssssss

EITHER OR...

Apples or bananas?= apples..u gotta cut it for me tho. i cant just eat it like an animal.

black or white?= black..it’s slimming..haha no it’s just a better color


Sing or Dance?= dance

Moan or Dirt talk?= both baby


Mexican or Chinese food?= mexicannnnn


WalMart or Target? = target, it’s cleaner.but wal-mart is open 24/7 and i like goin there at 3am when i get depressed.

Math or English?= english was fun. math was easier.

High school or college? = high school

do you want kids?= i think so. but only with perfect baby daddy.

what do you want to do when you grow up?= a hairstylist. i'm really doing what i want to do, and yes it's scary. plus i couldn't sell my soul.

what are you looking forward to?= my graduation this week!! no more 25hrs/wk that i DON'T get paid for. oh yay this means i have time now to look for a second job. hahahaha, filthy rich or dirt poor i love my life, it's mine and you can't have it!!

why did you do this?= "i couldn’t sleep. When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep, and you’re never really awake." --if you dont know this movie you’re not my fuckin friend

god loves ugly

fat bitch: am i the jezebel?
slug: you're the jezeBELLY.

fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaah. aaaaaahahahaha

it's okay, i'd be jealous too.


here, have an eargasm, on me: