smutty

i'm all for dirty talk and shit but dammmmmmn. someone showed me this. and uuh thought it was well.. too vulgar. hahaha so i must share.

he makes me giggle

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

-Mitch Hedberg
(1968-2005)


if i had a top-five-list of my favorite comedians, he'd definitely be on it. the first time i heard him was yeeeeeears ago when he was still alive, i was lit..and i couldn't tell if he was really that funny, or if i was just trippin. turns out, he's fuckin hilarious. here's a taste of his work..they're mostly one-liners, but it's genius, i swear. or am i just immature? pshh shiiiit. you be the judge.
oh btw if you FFW to 4:25 you can hear one of my favorite jokes.

i don't wanna be you're friend, i just wanna be your <3er

it's supposed to be valentine's today..and about all that lovey dovey shiiiiiiiit. but i'm feelin nothin but heartbroken..my friend/smoke bud buddy/pilates partner/sex counselor/roommate moved out today.
her name is colin. she's in the middle. that's me on the left, and kristine (a.k.a.fred mertz/k town) on the right.


=( i'll miss u baby. we'll always have Radiohead..hahaha.


last year before-during-and after [clubbin/house parties/bars/whatever-the-hell-we-were-up-to-that-night]..we would toke for hours and hours and just listen to Radiohead. i'll miss that. here's our song..

trailers [part 1]

i can't wait to see these two movies..

New York, I Love You
following the successful feature film 'Paris, je t'aime' that opened the 2006..same makers are thrilled to present 'New York, I Love You'. 12 filmmakers will direct a short film (5 minutes) illustrating the universal theme of encountering love within the five boroughs of New York City.





Tell No One/Ne le dis à personne
tell everyone about Tell No One. it's in french though..so just tell your friends that aren't too lazy to read subtitles. it was released like two years ago in Europe..but we can't rent it here till march 31. oooh can't wait.



p.s. you guys remember this?? it's an oldie but a goodie..

aww i'll always <3 this movie

just deux it.

happpy beerday my caramel apple!!
and another one bites the dust..

my partner in crime

she made us wear black. hahaha

spooky

In the cool of the evening
When everything is getting kind of groovy
You call me up and ask me
Would I like to go with you and see a movie?
First I say no, Ive got some plans for tonight
And then I stop and say all right
Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you

You always keep me guessing
I never seem to know what you are thinking
And if a girl looks at you
Its for sure your little eye will be a-winking
I get confused, I never know where I stand
And then you smile and hold my hand
Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you
Spooky

If you decide some day to stop this little game that you are a-playing
Im gonna tell you all the things my hearts been a-dying to be saying
Just like a ghost youve been a-haunting my dreams
But now I know youre not what you seem
Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you
Spooky

2 Days in Paris

It always fascinated me how people go from loving you madly to nothing at all, nothing. It hurts so much. When I feel someone is going to leave me, I have a tendency to break up first before I get to hear the whole thing. Here it is. One more, one less. Another wasted love story. I really love this one. When I think that its over, that I'll never see him again like this... well yes, I'll bump into him, we'll meet our new boyfriend and girlfriend, act as if we had never been together, then we'll slowly think of each other less and less until we forget each other completely. Almost. Always the same for me. Break up, break down. Drunk up, fool around. Meet one guy, then another, fuck around. Forget the one and only. Then after a few months of total emptiness start again to look for true love, desperately look everywhere and after two years of loneliness meet a new love and swear it is the one, until that one is gone as well. There's a moment in life where you can't recover any more from another break-up. And even if this person bugs you sixty percent of the time, well you still can’t live without him. And even if he wakes you up every day by sneezing right in your face, well you love his sneezes more than anyone else's kisses.


in a nutshell: i adored this movie. it was quick-witted, and good actors with a clean script. i'm a woody allen fan, and this was reminiscent of his work. rent it, you won't regret it.

beauty tips

1. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.


2. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.


3. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry

i just don't know what to do with myself

this video describes my mood..in more ways than one.

little bit in <3

there were better quality videos of this song..but i love this street version. it makes me wanna be a street performer in Stockholm, haha only if i had an ounce of talent, but i don't.


p.s. if i could pick a super power..i'd wanna be fluent in every language. that's not really a super power huh..oh who cares, it'd be fuckin pimp tho. hahaha.

80s babies

in utero

today, saturday..me and my sister(my sister and i--for the nerds) decided to be bums and spend the whole afternoon catching up to season 2 of Californication. we literally spent 3+ hours glued to the tv. and i fell in love again..i forgot how good the writing was for this show, it showed sincere dialog and heartfelt observations between the characters. i was thoroughly impressed with this second season. but this episode definitely stood out.


i don't wanna bore you with the diminutive details so in short..it features flashbacks( i luv flashbacks) to Hank and Karen’s discovery that not only has Kurt Cobain died..but she’s pregnant as well. the struggle was nice, as was the admission that they’re both cheating on others by being together. in the real world that wouldn’t work well for a start of a relationship, but here it seems fitting.

highlight: HANK'S LETTER TO KAREN

Dear Karen,
If you're reading this, it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it so good for me. You don’t know me very well, but if you get me started I tend to go on and on about how hard the writing is for me. But this, this is the hardest thing I ever had to write. There no easy way to say this so I’ll just say it, I met someone. It was an accident, I wasn’t looking for it, I wasn’t on the make..it was a perfect storm. She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation. Now there this feeling in my gut that she might be the one. She's completely nuts in a way that makes me smile highly neurotic, a great deal of maintenance required. She is you Karen, that’s the good news. The bad news is that I don't know how to be with you right now, and that scares the shit out of me. Because if I am not with you right now I have this feeling we will get lost out there. It’s a big bad world full or twist and turns and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment. The moment that could of changed everything. I don’t know what’s going on with us and I can’t tell you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me. But damn you smell good, like home and you make excellent coffee that has to count for something right. Call me!
Unfaithfully yours,
Hank Moody

that letter was tight right? hahahaha yeaaaaah i thought so too.

envy

this dog is sooo fuckin cute. im pretty sure it's a pekingese..the wide set eyes, cheekbones and broad lower jaw, forms the correctly shaped face.



so gimme dat.

no subject

there comes a point in your life when you realize: who matters, who never did, who wont anymore, & who always will.

my 2nd favorite deadly sin

Gluttony: the over-indulgence and over-consumption of food, drink, or intoxicants to the point of waste.

with that said, have u had the asada fries from Taco Spot in Eagle Rock? OMG baby that shit is bommmmmb. i just had to share. here take a good look.. crispy/soggy-diner-style-fries topped with cheese, sour cream, guacamole and of course carne asada. yummmmmmmm. you'll die. you'll just die. it was amazing..

only $5.75, this will probably ruin your bullshit new year's diet/resolution. i'm sorry.
2006 Colorado Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90041
ooh and their SOPES are dopest dope.



[nye pics]

here's my half-assed new year's resolutions or just a to-do list:

take my vitamins!!

get a tighter ass

continue to eat junk + 2 fruits a day

smoke no more than 5 cigs/week..in january

smoke no more than 4 cigs/week..in february

smoke no more than 3 cigs/week..in march

smoke no more than...(so on and so forth)

build endurance on my right leg(previously broken..shark bite, blah blah blah..it's a long story)

go to church, even if i got to go alone

workout at least 3x/week

get better at wii tennis

enroll in a real tennis class

keep up with current events not just gossip

smile at strangers more often

be nicer(if that's possible hahahaha)

master the stick

find an amazing job i'll love

make a pilgrimage to philippines

p.s. thanks for taking me there Dante!!